Monthly Archive for May, 2009

Blessings and Curses I

Blessed are the souls who conceived the heavenly-looking VideoPress, for I will consider their service and take them under my wing to world domination. Ah, “video blogging”, I might step foot.

Cursed are the publicly-affectionate couple The Hellbound saw several hours ago, for they almost flaunt dear Death’s scythe, not minding the old lady crossing the street.

Blessed are the likes of Conan O’ Brien, who will come back on late night television programming and make up to the almost-beyond-boring telecasts of “Late Night with Jimmy Fallon”. The Hellbound believes that O’ Brien is more superior.

Cursed are the likes of Jimmy Fallon, because The Hellbound’s taste for humor and Fallon’s brand of entertainment are not well-matched. Yes, The Hellbound appreciates humor even though it is totally unobvious.