You are now located on the online refuge of the “Heaven Sent, Hell Bent” of the World Wide Web, Dan Hellbound. Malebolge is the proper name of his blog.

Born 13 days after his favorite professional wrestler, Mark “The Undertaker” Calaway, made his official World Wrestling Entertainment debut, he is currently living on earthly soil for 17 years and counting. He started blogging out of boredom on the 15th of December, year 2006 at exactly 11:14 in the evening.

Still… Who in the hell is Dan Hellbound? Let the brain farts Malebolge has is keeping explain who he is and what he is thinking.